all im interested in right now is laying in bed and kissing a lot.
Lets have a romantic dinner
Kai, Lessons in Life #21 (via nyu-tah)
my response to everything is either no or i don’t know.
*sigh* why am i better than everyone
when your crush starts a conversation but decides to ignore you after 5 minutes.
your sheep looks concerned
Having a cute waiter like I’ll have the chicken with a side of that dick
Bad credit? No credit? First time buyer? First time baby? No legs? 8 legs? You a spider? Are you a Spider trying to buy a house?
how u gon carry a baby for 9 months and name it gary